<< Cinco de Mayo '06 FIESTA!!!!!!

2006 > May

Doug recovers from Cinco De Mayo TeKILLYA' by playin' Guitar... >>

Monday, 8 May 2006

Yumi Yogurt, when you're too thin for just Ice Cream!!! ::

We had heard the legends. We knew how they spoke, with lust in their hearts, and the moral ambiguity so artfully crafted in Fat-Free, Low Cal, No Sugar (!) Ice Cream... err Frozen Yogurt! Sure, we knew about it... We pretended not to see, hear, but we knew... Supermodels, Calorie conscious, Trying to be healthier, on a diet, stoned and have munchies but I am thin, stoned slackers repent, you know the types... Someone overheard some young ladies speaking lustfully about Yumi Yogurt™© *** @ a place often symbolized with ?. They talked ALL DAY LONG, as if this were like Disney to a toddler, christmas or some Nirvanic Bliss for good deeds.... Who speaks in GROUPS, publicly, about a freakin’ Ice Cream? ALL DAY LONG? Answer: Young Attractive Model Types who want to stay thin, healthy, and feel “Paying” for your sins is so last year.... Yes folks, this is where they feed the Supermodels! Lines? Oh yes, on a typical weekday, you can expect an HOUR WAIT for a frozen treat.... Packed between bony supermodels, and health conscious yuppies.... ( Is this the end of the world? No, California!)

I admit, I was intrigued... Yet, I was a bit skeptical... Where do adults talk about Ice Cream in such hushed tones, with such zeal, in this century?? How can anything be so cool about ice, err... Frozen Yogurt?

I arrived and both Douglas & Myself were overwhelmed... the Beautiful Angelic lines of tall, lean, runway models, grinning & luminous, awaiting their sinful rewards.... I had never seen models eat before, in fact it is well known they make inexpensive dinner dates, but this was like finding sharks sleeping... a new world was opened... and I welcomed the adventure.

The signs were seductive, and merciless... and I was under it’s enchanting spell.... Suddenly I ascended to a glorious light, and was in harmony with all things, to my right a blonde supermodel, on my right a brunette, as they spoon fed me chocolate fudge sundaes with NO SUGAR, NO FAT, NO CALORIES, and a taste that exceeded what humans should ever feel.... I was filthy with toppings, nuts ( fat free of course), sprinkles, and gummi bears... It was then the spelling YUMI seemed to so clearly express this beauty... this succulent, delectable, treat.... in a convenient no calorie snack™!!! This was an unholy force.... unstoppable... and who’d want to???

So, we sat & took pictures of the models while devouring frozen ambrosia, chocolate, sprinkles, toffee, and everything we could imagine.... in a no fat, low calorie snak™ ( Yes, Models feel most comfortable when you snap pictures of them)

YES, I DO FEEL DIRTY.... but I’ll probably sin again soon.... YUMMY YUMI!!!

***Yumi Yogurt is a sponsor of Sonosphere Podcasting Corporation “Sonosphere, The sound of your Mind Blowing” Weekly Shows available @ http://www.sonosphere.com (unless you’re in China!)

<< Cinco de Mayo '06 FIESTA!!!!!!

2006 > May

Doug recovers from Cinco De Mayo TeKILLYA' by playin' Guitar... >>

---

---