 |
Egan's Weblog |
| << Z Web Server, New Blog Server!!! YESSS!!! | 2006 > May | Sonosphere Radio™©® Now on iTunes!!! >> |
Sunday, 14 May 2006
Banana Slug HUGE!!! ::
Today it was 95 degrees, and our cleaning lady forgot margarita Mix, OMG! We hit the beach, and as luck would have it, passed within Dave O. & Ray’s - Sprawling Luxurious Estate towering above Woodside, Silicon Valley, Palo Alto, San Francisco.... Words cannot capture... It appears they bought a Mountain, with a view, and it was fabulous to be in such great company...
Wow, software legends, it was so cool... We toured the gardens, ate Thai, what a treat.... and of course, fate was not unkind.... Dave & Ray mentioned plants, animals, insects, all native here.... and fresh from Michigan... I was riveted.... when on the Mountain ( It’s bigger than a hill, so mountain... ?) They mentioned something about Snails... Slugs... and Lo and Behold.... a GIANT “Maneating” “Banana Slug” was RIGHT THERE...
Ray is all pointing, and I walk up... thinking some small bug next to the log.... OMFG!! That IS the slug!!! Eight Inches, over an inch wide.... good lord.... What a strange and Mysterious Life Form™ ©
I took a Phone pic, but detail is poor... Ray assured me Banana Slugs were already blogging, pictured, and no doubt writing software.... Google confirmed clubs, Fairs, Cults, Religions, Countries, all dedicated to them... How can I convey a 1 POUND Slug?
Pictures are worth a thousand words, so...
I TOLD YOU BLURRY!!! Google...
What a Glorious, GIANT BUG!!! squeamish Ladies, beware... I LIKE BUGS!!!
| << Z Web Server, New Blog Server!!! YESSS!!! | 2006 > May | Sonosphere Radio™©® Now on iTunes!!! >> |
2 comments
tht my m8ts eyebrow
– matt brittom, Thursday, 8 March 2007, 01:54 PST
Holey man.. i didint know that a hippo could make pancakes until I got a hippo to see for myself. I would really like it if you got yourself a hippo to find out if it can make maple syrup. And in a envelope can you send me a breeding pair of banana slugs? I live in churchill but I still think the slugs could last -56'C. Even though my dad didnt. :( I once farted in class and somehow I am yet able to memorise such a thing when I havent been to school before. Nor have I ever been to Spain. If you are reading this which I doubt you really got passed the first two words without crapping your pants like a walus without his honey garlic on a sunday afternoon when yet its morning, I think that eggs are not my favorite meal to have on my way to france with a pair of those yummy breeding pair of banana slugs. I cant read. It was like only yesterday when I found a slug in an area I can not explain. It’s not very pleasent. That’s why you wanted the slugs you overwieght slug sucking slugger you.
Your true and only friend, BLARNEY!
By the way I would like the two slugs to be extra fat. And possible crunchy. And can you PLEASE send a possum!? ...with them. Because in a different package from which the slugs are in would cost double the amount of shipping you would pay for the slugs. Which I may add is like $543 507 199.63 UH OH! Sorry... I just crapped my... Toe... Please and thank you you slugger you. ...you.
Your best friend BLARNEY. Holey freaking crap this is wierd I thnik I just said that but I doubt... it.
WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A SUIT-CASE!
PPS... (The last one dont worry) Can you believe that I own over 2 companies? I am very civilized... And somehow pleased.
– Blarney, Saturday, 17 March 2007, 20:30 PDT
Add a comment
Please keep your comments on-topic and respectful of others. Others may be deleted.